15 Lazy People Struggles You’ll Relate To Only If You’re An Extremely Lazy Person

This ‘lazy people struggles’ article below is an example of a fun, interactive listicle post that I can write. This post was catered toward a young, Pakistani audience who were looking for a casual conversational piece to connect over hence the tone is conversational, in English and with Urdu words sprinkled throughout for effect. The tone of the content can change as per requirements.

“As a lazy person, life in Pakistan is thankfully a little easy because of the blessing of domestic help. But no one lets a lazy person off so easily. You hear you ami ke taanay for laying on the bed all day, you hear crap from your friends for ditching on plans because you couldn’t bring yourself to wear pants.

These are the struggles every lazy person in Pakistan will relate to:

1. The biggest struggle for a lazy person is making yourself get out of that warm, comfy, soft bed of yours

2. Physical movement of any kind irritates you

3. As a kid every lazy person preferred to read a book than go out in the heat to…uggh… move and *shudders* play

4. You can spend hours in the same position without feeling bored about it

because making your body go the extra mile by movement is too much of an effort.

5. Every lazy person seriously debates whether it is worth the effort to get up and drink water or just let someone rescue you seeing your dehydrated body

6. Lazy people regret it as soon as they say yes to plans

because they realize it will be too much effort to wear clothes.

7. Lazy people can never reach any place on time

Since you’re too lazy to even move.

8. But you are always on time for nap time

9. In fact, every lazy person just can’t wait to go to sleep

10. Or just go to bed if it means you don’t have to do anything other than just lay there

11. A lazy person can even say no to food if it is too much of an activity to get to it

12. EVERY SINGLE lazy person will laugh at the mention of exercise

because you know you would never put your body through that torture.

13. But lazy people are also an expert at stretching

since you’ve spent countless hours reaching out for things from the position you are in, instead of getting up and getting it.

14. Lazy people aren’t friends with other people as much as you are friends with the internet

And you love the world of online shopping and ordering food.

15.  You wonder, since everyone is going to die what is the purpose of putting their body through the heavy burden of moving

Shoutout to all the lazy people out there!

This post was originally published here.